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Andy Cohen, Superficial: Who has read it and is ready for a "book club" discussion? I have so many questions!(spoilers/gossip warning)

2017.01.06 15:42 megalynn44 Andy Cohen, Superficial: Who has read it and is ready for a "book club" discussion? I have so many questions!(spoilers/gossip warning)

Admittedly, I skimmed a lot of the book just looking for names I recognized, but I am still eager to discuss. The writing was done like a laundry list of what he did with no context of who anyone was. I guess that's the point. But it left me with so very many questions.
Who is Hickey? From the book I gleaned he was SJPs (gay?) sidekick, but really I have no idea
Who is Bruce? It seemed like he was Andy's companion or boyfriend the way they hang out but Andy talks the whole time about being single and dating so........ is he his agent or something?
Who do we think the Brit Actor is? He broke up with a boyfriend around summer 2015, and moved to NYC in fall of 2015. I'm most curious about this.
How do you think #BrazillionAndySamburg took this book? He's Andy's full fledged boyfriend now, right?
Why do you think he hates Kathy Griffin?
What was your favorite HW tea in the book?
Please help me by answering all or some of these questions, or asking your own! Or just giving us more tea.
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2015.06.12 06:33 tabledresser [Table] IAmA: Jeff Ross, Roastmaster General, with a new special airing on Comedy Central this Saturday. AMA.

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Do you feel badly that uncle milties kinescopes were lost or destroyed? I loved Milton Berle. He hosted the first roast I ever did for Steven Segal. My opening joke was, "I realize a lot of you don't know me but I feel uniquely qualified to be here today because I'm also a shitty actor". Anyway, I killed and Miltie gave me good advice afterwards... He said, "They only remember the home runs".
off, I love your work Jeff, you are one of my favourite comedians of all time! My question is this, what do you miss most about Greg Giraldo and do you have any good stories about him? He was a lawyer. A damn good one before he was a comedian. He once represented me in court on Long Island. I pulled a fake gun on a buddy as a joke. A real cop pulled his real gun and arrested me. Charged me with inciting a riot. It took two tries but GG got it dismissed. Miss that maniac. He was fearless.
What effect did it have on your comedy to have both your folks die before you were 20? Really helped! I highly recommend it.
But seriously, comedy comes from pain. Without some life experience you have nothing to talk about. My mentor Buddy Hackett once told me, "Comedians feel pain more than most people because that's our trade".
Why did you choose Brazos County? They chose me. We asked 100's of jails/prisons. Only Wayne Dicky at Brazos had the guts to let me in. Luckily he got me in and out alive. Texas takes law enforcement as seriously as I take roasting.
Would you ever want to roast at the white house correspondents dinner? Dream gig. seriously. All candidates should have to be roasted at some point just to prove to voters that they can take the heat and that they are a man/woman of the people!
I already have 10 minutes on Jake Tapper.
What were your thoughts of Andy Samburg's roasting of James Franco? It is my number one favorite roast yet! That was a classic appearance by Andy. I loved it. That whole roast was so funny and one of my favorites. Shout out to Franco's grandma! She was cute. I wonder if she lived another 127 hours.
How do you know if you're going too far when roasting somebody? Are there generally subjects to just avoid during a roast? I try not to say cunt and pussy in the same sentence.
I just did a roast in a jail and wished the white supremacists a Happy Hannukah - so nothing if off limits.
Will there ever be a Roast of Jeff Ross? I don't think I could handle it. I'm very sensitive. Still, that would be cool. I bet my previous victims would line up to get me back.
In times of tragedy, when is it ok to say a joke? What I mean is say the day after 9/11. How does comedy make getting over tragedy easier? For all the same reasons we giggle in church or at funerals... it just makes everything bearable. It's a comedians job to shine light on the darkest things.
Does it bother you that Chris D. is a mouth breather and a close talker? You're talking about my publicist Chris D. Luckily we only email because he's a shut in. check out the article he set up today!
What is your favourite thing someone has said about you at a roast? I loved Justin Bieber's joke, "Jeff, you look like the emoji for when you have food poisoning". That one was funny but it hurt kinda
Did you ever roast someone so hard that they started crying? Has anyone ever hit you as a response to a joke at their expense? I got smacked during my last special "Jeff Ross Roasts America" - by a woman who didn't like me making fun of her uneven breasts. yolo
Have your feelings about Justin Bieber changed since you did his roast? No, I still think he's a terrible musician. Kidding, I love him. He's with me now. Say hi Justin... vkhv[oqiu a4jwr v.
Hey,how are the kids? Just dropped them off at the pool. Unfortunately it was that pool party in McKinney, Texas.
Jeff, do you have any advice for an aspiring comedian? Stay out of jail. Jeff Ross Roasts Criminals airs Saturday night. I don't want to see you in the crowd.
Why did you go so easy on Bieber? What's your favourite Giraldo joke? Easy on Bieber??? He almost cried. He's 21. A week earlier would've been child abuse.
Big fan Jeff! Of all the close to the bone jokes you've told at a roast which one is your favourite? Mine - I loved you in Wreck it Ralph, which is what guys do to your pussy - they wreck it, then they ralph! Thanks. One of my favorites was when I recently told an inmate in jail that he's "one of those rare people who look like a child and a child molester at the same time".
Did you ever date Sarah Silverman? C'mon man, she's like my sister. A sister that I wanna bang.
What advice would you give to someone who wants to get into stand up? Get on stage every night. Tape your sets. Enjoy the process. Don't follow me.
How did you feel when you were roasted by Harley Morenstein at the youtube special? Who the fuck is harley moronstern? oh yeah, the food guy. He was funny.
Have you been asked to go back on Getting Doug with High yet? He's asked but I'm still high from my last appearance with Dougie.
What was your most memorable moment of/with Greg Giraldo? Probably the last time I answered that question 10 minutes ago.
Hey there, you melted hippo! (still one of my favorite roast lines ever from Samberg) My question: what's the joke you've told that's bombed the worst? Come find out. I'm performing live next week at Bonnaroo or in Charlotte, Atlanta, Norfolk, or Richmond..
Is the Burn ever coming back? I just took some antibiotics so I hope not.
Hey Jeff , im a big fan of yours , my question is , do you think people have to be naturally funny to do stand up ? or can people that are not really funny in a normal situation get good at stand up if they try hard enough ? It helps to have a shitty childhood. But if you work hard at anything you can make it happen. Except for you.
Who would you have more fun roasting; Jesus or Hitler? As long as Martha Stewart is there I don't care.
Are you funnier than my friends dad? Nobody is funnier than your friends dad.
Thanks for doing this AMA. How was it to work with Patrice O'Neal on the roasts? He seemed like a really funny dude. The best dude. So funny. So real. A true headliner. PO Roast in Peace.
Jeff, you're awesome at your craft. Are you still involved with the Occupy movement? Yes, I'm still here at City Hall. Where is everybody???
Is it true you immediately signed on for your first roast, because you thought it was going to be a dinner? I guess that's funny if you've never told or heard a joke before.
I know you used to roast your bullies in school, but did you ever get in trouble for it? No, I was lauded. They named a cafeteria lady after me.
What is your favorite thing that Gilbert Gottfried and Norm MacDonald have said in a roast? Also, you're one of my favorite comedians. This may not mean much coming from a stranger online, but you're like, totally cool and stuff. Totally thanks and stuff. I don't remember Gilbert or Norm ever being at a roast. That's a great idea. I'll look into it.
How much do you even weigh? DEPENDS WHAT TIME OF DAY.
Lifschultz? Are we related?
Hell no. Curious why you couldn't keep the name. Jewish pride, yo! It's still my name when I fly and pay taxes and go to the weed doctor.
Do you think you'll ever be as famous as Yahoo Serious? Is this a Serious question? Yahoo!
Hey Jeff, Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Also, do you have any questions for me or about the position? I love what I do. So hopefully... THIS.
If there were a Mt. Roastmore, what 4 comedians would be on it? Berle, Hackett, Rickles, The Situation
How pissed was Ludacris about that paul walker joke? He left fast and furious.
Favorite Disney Princess? Jimmy Kimmel.
Do you prefer doing stand-up comedies or been in movies? I prefer English class.
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2014.04.22 18:05 tabledresser [Table] IAmA: I am Timothy Sykes: Ask Me Anything

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So you've managed to be in the green during the years when any idiot could throw darts at a dart board for stock picks and derive gains. What happens when a bear market comes along? LOL I love my haters/doubters, why are u all so inept? I do BETTER IN BEAR MARKETS, I'M A SHORT SELLER YOU MORON! LOLOLOLOLOL.
You also manage less than $4M and only have $1M in your trading accounts right now. I wouldn't trust a lot of the people I know with more than that in their accounts for advice (and neither would they, that's why their money is managed by others). So, what exactly is it that makes you qualified to give advice for long term success for other investors to follow you? I could trade with $20 million and probly make $10-15 mil/year but then i wouldnt be able to teach which i love more.
Do you know the success rate of all of your subscribers as a whole, including the ones that didn't stick through your "program", do you have any stats? Not just the two millionaires? U can see alll my students trades, add up the profits, go fetch, Link to
LOL I love my haters/doubters, why are u all so inept? I do BETTER IN BEAR MARKETS, I'M A SHORT SELLER YOU MORON! LOLOLOLOLOL. As a sell-side analyst who has worked on Wall Street for several years and has met analysts and portfolio managers at the largest hedge funds and investment banks in the world, I'd like to ask everyone reading this a question: would you entrust your life savings to a guy who talks like this? Do you think the people at Goldman Sachs or Third Point talk like this? The good thing is i dont manage other people's money, all i do is teach lessons i've learned over 15 years...ignore my rules at your own risk, nobody forces u to learn them...
How did that hedge fund you started work out? I was the #1 ranked short bias hedge fund for 3 years and then tried investing as i got too greedy...overall made 2%/year over 4 years, still #1 ranked in my category, see details Link to i accept your apology for your laziness.
I do BETTER IN BEAR MARKETS. Have you traded in a bear market before? Because to me it looks like you started trading shortly after the crash. i could trade with $20 million and probly make $10-15 mil/year. Then why not put more money into your trading account, it's not like holding more than half your in assets in cash is somehow going to improve your awesome performance? but then i wouldnt be able to teach which i love more. If you love it so much, why don't you offer it at a more discounted rate than $1200/year per person? For that much money most people could buy all the best investing books on the shelves. Are yours somehow better than everyone who has come before you? As well, at $1200/year, if you only have 10k in your account, that's 12%/year. For 12% a year you could hire some of the best money managers in the world, or even for a flat rate fee, you could find at least a half-decent financial planner. What advantages do you offer over those people? u can see alll my students trades, add up the profits. After factoring in relative risk, and performance relative to the market, how does this fare? I mean if all your students at so successful why not display that front and center on your page, I'm sure it'd draw in more customers and there would be more faith in your advice. Your own success and the success of a few hand picked students isn't a lot to go on. How do you become a better sprinter, do you ask the world's fastest sprinter, or their coaches? Do you judge these coaches based on the performance of the most skilled students (who likely had an innate ability to begin with), or do you assess them based on the sustained increase in performance across the board, relative to other coaches? Generally the guy with $500k in his bank account is going to have an easier time making 1M than the guy with $5k in his account is. I'm not hating on you, I'm just asking why some of this data hasn't been gathered to show just how successful your students have been, relative to the rest of the people in the markets they've been trading in. go fetch. Are you aware of what selection bias and survivorship bias are? Also have you considered offering a full refund for people who have blown up their account after buying your books? Where do you see your investment future headed with these sizable gains so quick in your short career? Do you think your performance will compare to that of Berkshire Hathaway, or the Medallion Fund in the long term? Yes i've traded bear markets, i made my 2nd million dollars 2000-2002, u have a long comment but u didnt bother researching me so i have no time for lazy people, sorry!
In the wake of Flash Boys, if you could recreate the market to your specs how would you want it? Single exchange? No maketaker? No darks? Trading pauses? Cancel fees? No Internalization? People whine too much, i could care less about HFTs.
Why does google have more scam accusations than success stories when I search your name? Because i expose scams and those scammers spread lies...already sued one penny stock promoter and won, but their skillset is spreading misinformation on the internet so it works well to smear me...but they couldnt stop Link to or Link to and as i create more millionaires, more people will realize i'm 100% right...until then let the haterade flowww.
I love how so many of the people asking questions here are ~5 hour old accounts...Got a bunch of your students pumping and dumping your AMA too? I just sent the link out to everyone we dont give a crap about reddit, stupid hater.
My question keeps disappearing for some reason. ??? On a $15,000 account, what position size ($) would you risk, max, and what % gain target would you shoot for to minimize risk in partial fills/no-fills? I know this depends greatly on volume. I answered it in long before, no time for double questions.
You are quite the heartless prick. You publicly laugh at all the traders when your short brigade tanks a stock price. Has anyone recognized you in public, walked up and threatened you? Nah actually everyone who meets me is very thankful for my tireless work and EDUCATION...anyone who hates on education deserves to be poor.
Do you want to eventually settle down with a wife and have kids and get out of the spotlight?? And do you ever get tired of the fame? Of course but i never get tired of trading/teaching.
What indicators do you use to find earnings/contract winners? What news sources do you read through? How do you find them? Go watch Link to
2pac or biggie? Eminem.
If you're so fucking rich why do you need to sell shit? Why did you make this AMA? To get more customers. Those who can't do, teach. Link to
You're a typical lazy, inept hater, u accuse before u do research, sad.
Tim, big fan, love the instagram photos. Quick question, why not use options to position for trades (assuming they are availalbe in a particular name at all), rather than long/short? I've had problems getting margin approval (long story) even though i make six figures a year, so buying calls and puts is where im at right now. thoughts? Less serious question, "on a scale of Moses to Hitler" (Andy Samburg quote), how Jewish do you consider yourself? Favorite brand of coffee? Favorite toy? My stocks arent usually optionable, oh how i wish they were :) i dont drink coffee and no time for toys.
TIM SYKES. If you had a son or daughter, which majors would you want them to study? STEM field? Liberal arts? Other. Pic related: Link to College is useless, I'd want them to live and learn in the real world.
How was the conversation with Wolf when you guys ended the little Twitter war? What caused that whole mess? It was me probing whether he was a stock promoter or not and i'm confident that he's just a naive newbie.
Are you familiar with BullsOnWallstreet? What do you think of their trading education, chatroom, and hedgefund? Yah, nice guys but i dont know their teachings/track record, try to get them to post publicly on profitly.
What % of your income is from trading, what % from subscribers/dvds/marketing etc.? Link to
Hi Tim, what advice would you give a new trader with a very small account ~$500. on the best way to grow the account over time? Focus on volatile stocks and realize my top student started with just $1500 and turned it into $1.71 million in 3 years...anything is possible if u study and work ahrd.
Tim, what is the tech analysis software you use in all of your video lessons. Is it thinkorswim? Its Etrade PRO but I don't recommend them -- I only use them as I'm superstitious and have made too many millions of dollars with them over 15 years...Otherwise I'd recommend Link to as it has great scanning/screening tools too.
Tim, as happy as I've been with my Silver sub so far, I was a day trader for four years in forex and am a bit burned out on it. But I do love swing and positional trading and have really fallen in love with options over the last six months. Right now I am thisclose to buying Tim Longterm. Do you get a lot of optional stocks in the TL program? Cool yes timlongterm has more optional stocks.
How did you become interested in the stock market? Read Link to
How has your self-made wealth changed your lifestyle? Yes i live very well now :)
Where do you see yourself in five years? Depends how many millionaire students i can create.
Was trading stocks your first career choice? I never thought about careers, i just made a ton of $ when i was young and liked doing that so i wanted to do it more.
Tim, I've been a silver sub for about three weeks now and have made some nice trades and done well so far, including a sweet +13% on ARTX (would have made more if I'd waited for it to break support). But I haven't seen any of the big-spike penny pumps happening so far. How often do you see them happening? Cool, big spike penny pumps were every day in dec, jan, feb...they'll be back but u just missed the busiest season in 15 years.
How would you invest / what would you buy for $100 ? I'd buy a good sushi lunch for that amount, it's too low for stocks.
How much does it cost to become one of your students? Go look Link to prices rising soon too so i'd lock in current prices for life if i were u.
I should've clarified, how much is it to become one of your millionaire challenge students? Depends, we offer different options, gotta apply and be accepted first anyway.
Differences between the Tim Sykes Challenge and the silver membership? See Link to
Do you regularly give talks/seminars at colleges and universities. Would you ever consider coming to a smaller university to give a lecture on stock trading and smart investing? Yes hit up Link to
What do you think about forex? I just started larning about forex, because here in méxico there is not much information about penny stocks; and As i said before I want to make the amount to take you challenge. Too low odds of success for me to care.
How backed up are your email responses for trader challenge requests? And what is the difference between silver and being accepted into the challenge. And by differences i'm referring to benefits. 75,000 emails or so.
Thoughts on fspm? Below technical resistance so its irrelevant.
When you were growing up Tim, in your teens, did you look into the future and want to be wealthy? Was it a dream of yours to be where you are today or did you decide so much later on? Always wanted to be wealthy, thought i needed to go to a good school & get job on wall street to make it happen.
When you first started out.. How did you handle the stress when you weren't trading? I'm having some crazy up days $12k+ and then when I make a shitty trade and lose $3k I wanna throw something... No stress if u stick to rules...i didnt have rules at first and that was stressful...i didnt have a mentor either...luckily for u with me in the picture u now have both :)
Dear Tim, I have a dream of making an automated trading machine out of your system, I have experience and the trading floor access. In your opinion, why shouldn't it work ? (I can automate: market research, stock picks, technical indicators, risk management, money management etc.) Do it up, i'm sure it would work I just havent had the time and I'm more interested in teaching people to be self-sufficient.
When did you start trading? Go read Link to and stop being so lazy.
Would you accept a deal to start being your student? I sent an email but i'd like to know what do you think, if the answer is not, it's ok; but i want to know what do you think; No time for deals, only looking for dedicated students.
Any plans to expand the conference / speaking opportunities for you and your other gurus? I loved the Vegas event and think there is a large opportunity for smaller, regional Saturday events. Thoughts? Ha nah in person events are a biatch, focus on online teaching is better.
I have to ask how often do you check twitter for hot news/tips? Also have you heard of Mark Gomes he is more like long term investor. I can't do margin on my ira so lose out on a lot of opportunities when trading. Gotta let the funds settle. I could care less about news/tips, I'm ALWAYS searching for good patterns though.
Amazing call on artx I'm now number 1 in my finance class stock game Nice!
I'm 23 years old, looking for stock investment options. What type of stocks should I be looking at with about $500 to spend? Nothing, forget about investing with $500 and learn trading, watch these free videos Link to
On a $15,000 account, what position size ($) would you risk, max, and what % gain target would you shoot for to minimize risk in partial fills/no-fills? I know this depends greatly on volume. I am more aggressive in my trading when my account is small, I'd use 30-50% per play but watch the play like a hawk...for example I shorted ARTX yesterday at 4.50, today it dropped to 3.90...if i had $15k I would've shorted 1,500 at 4.50 and tried to cover at 4ish today to lock in $750 profit...then rinse and repeat and gradually grow the account.
How much money do you have in your checking account right now? I dunno exactly, a few million last time I checked.
How often do you take money out of your trading account to spend? monthly, quarterly, annually or as needed? Annually.
Hey Tim I am a big follower of yours on twitter and am considering purchasing your news letter. I got lucky and got in some marijuana stock in November and pretty much didn't look at it until February when I sold. I quickly found out how lucky I was afterwards by not taking profits on other stocks I had purchased. I was looking for another 10 bagger and quickly realized how rare it is for that to happen. My question for you is what type of percentage gains do you look for before securing profit? Nice, normally i go for 10-30% gains, watch Link to
What is the best product on your site to strictly see your stock picks? The best bang for my buck? My newsletters at Link to but picks do little good without knowledge/education behind WHY I am trading them.
Last one from me. I know you say to not be long before ERs but what do you think about Facebook with their upcoming ER ? Last time they jumped $10 but with the WhatsApp acquisition their stock has fallen back to where it was before last ER. Don't guess on earnings.
You say college is useless, and I agree. What do you think should change in the education system to make it more relevant? I'm doing EXACTLY what i think more teachers and their students should be doing.
What's the douchiest thing you've ever seen? Too many characters needed, basically any Wall Street/Murray Hill party/event.
What would happen if too many people caught on to your short sale strategy? What strategy would you then adopt? I was hoping that would happen when I first got into teaching so I could get more sleep! Sadly only a few people take the time to learn...I also buy and am up 100% in 4 months in 2014 mostly buying too.
Where can I find more information about the event in Harvard? Just moved to Boston. U cant it sold out within minutes but we'll have it recorded for ya!
Thank you for the AMA and your reply. I bought your DVDs recently, but haven't finished. What ratio would you say your income is based on, trading vs. teaching? I ask because I think I would prefer teaching, but I need to learn first. So should I be learning to teach, or learning to just invest personally? Teaching vs trading is something like 10-1...the cool thing is EVERYONE wants to be rich, the sad part is not many are willing to study hard to get there.
Hey TIM, I am a Pennystocking Silver member for about 2 months now and have been trying to figure out what is the maximum size position you can take when long on a stock? How do you know when to buy 100 shares or 100,000 shares? I have been making sure not to buy more than 2% of a stocks daily trading volume, I think I heard that in one of your DVDs, is that accurate? There is no set maximum or minimum, every play is different...just gotta be comfortable and understand your risk/reward BEFORE making the trade and then stick to the rules during the trade.
Any recommendation to control overtrading? Btw I am flying all the way from Miami to Boston to be at Harvard on saturday, someday not too far I will be one of your top students :) As I say in my Link to DVDs, I try to think of myself as a retired trader who only comes out of retirement for the perfect setups when I know I'll feel guilty missing...otherwise I'm retired ALL the time, understand?
In An American Hedge Fund you mention that you met a trading coach at a large hedge fund you were interviewing for. Later you said you bought all his books. Would reccommend his books/ mind sharing his name? It was Dr. Ari Kiev, sadly he died, but he's written some great books, use Google.
Besides your book that I enjoyed, do you have a few other books you would recommend? Yes go read Link to
How did you know to short it since it gapped down right at open? I shorted yesterday, see my video lesson I sent out mid-day yesterday too.
How long do you think BIOF will stay up before it will start going down? and what is holding it so far? Irrelevant chart pattern, gotta focus on Link to patterns if you want better odds.
Tim! Which actress do you think is the hottest? I like Scarlett Johansson a lot! (and thanks for changing my life!) Nobody can compete with my girlfriend :)
Make sure she reads that post ;) I will :)
Who would win in a fight you or superman(supertrades)? Superman, he's strong and fit, I'm overworked and out of shape.
Here's my question: What is your favourite stock? Also you should come into this chat: Link to It is the official unofficial chat for /wallstreetbets -- a sub which adores your trading style. Thanks for taking the time. Link to
Hey Tim, huge fan, ive watched ALL of your DvD's expect for the how to read SEC filings. And i've been following your exact strategy for finding stock picks that you showed in your TIMfundamentals part deux DvD but i never find the same one's that you trade, for example ARTX did not come up on my watchlist. Did you change your strategy on finding stock picks? If so, what's new? Link to
Have you ever considered world domination? Nah thats boring, my focus is world education.
I haven't read all about the challenge information yet, but how much is the amount I have to bring in ? Different for everyone first u need to apply and get accepted Link to
Can you make a gif animation of you flying to da moon and post it every time you tell us your stock picks? Sure I'll put it on my to do list.
Tim I am I college student and I started trading this year mostly because of your story. I have bought into the company TWD (tweed marijuana inc.) Do you have any suggestions for me? Ps, they're all just haters. Cool, the companies don't matter and TWD's chart is a mess, focus on Link to patterns.
Right on, is the Vegas conference going to be a DVD also this year or is that the video you are talking about? BTW can't wait for the conference this year hopefully its the best one yet. Nah brand new DVD going over all the basics.
I'm low on funds so more newsletters or getting equity feed? About the same price so just pick one Data is cheap, good information from newsletters is more useful, use Link to sale while its still on.
Hey Tim, I was accepted to your challenge but was unaware about needing $7500 to begin. Any way around that? I think what you do and how you help people is great. I'm guessing you have someone answering your emails so I thought this was the best way. Thanks. Gotta invest in your financial education, my program is a steal given the value of what u learn...skimp out on everything in life, but not education.
To start off, you are my biggest inspiration for trading stocks. That being said, in the future I would love to trade with you like Tim G and your other students in the Maldives or other crazy places you go. I currently trade my own strategies and am making pretty good money. Do I need to become one of your challenge students to hang out/trade with you? Yup Link to students get first dibs on everything.
Hi Tim, TimAlerts subscriber here, When you started out with $12,500 what was the lowest your account went to in the beginning, did your ever drop below $10,000 ? Go and look at the first 1,000 blog posts on Link to i tracked EVERY trade.
Hello Tim, Big fan here & Silver Subscriber! Been watching a lot of your videos and I've read your book. I live in Denmark, so a lot of brokers won't accept me as a customer. Only broker I can find is SureTrader. What do you think? Cool i use suretrader they have shorts every now and then.
Do you lift? I used to, no time now.
Tim! I've been following you now for a while and have learned a great deal from you! I live in Boston and would love to come see your talk! Is there ANY WAY I can get a ticket?? Cool, sorry my Harvard talk sold out within minutes, but it'll be recorded.
What trading platform do you use? Read Link to multiple brokers.
What is the best path i should take if i want to be sitting beside you on your next yacht adventure? Apply at Link to then study your butt off!
Do you watch game of thrones? If not you should get on it. Yes its great, wish I had more time to watch them all a second time.
What do you think about the wild west of cannabis stock trading and do you think that it stands apart from the internet .com boom since it is ACTUAL product as opposed to a dozen guys in an office? Are they good for long term investments aside from possible law retractions being an obvious danger? Just the latest stock market sector craze, little different from nanotechs, 3d printing oil, gold, ethanol, alternative energy...pump and dump, NOT longterm holds.
How long will your 60% off newsletter be on? I want to buy it but my money is locked up in the market and will take about a week for me to have enough to get it. tia Just a few days more we cant have Link to sale last forever!
Thanks for doing your AMA Tim! I currently am a TimAlerts subscriber and saving money to start trading some day as a (succesfull) European student of yours. I saw you are going to speak at Harvard in a few days, will there be a video of it afterwards? Cool yes my Harvard speech will be recorded!
Why are they not longterm holds? because its the early stages of the industries development? Theyre mostly scams and pump and dumps, development my ass LOL.
Any plans on doing a seminar anywhere on the West Coast some time soon? Yes hit up Link to to be added to the earlybird list.
Question - how did you manage to post losses of almost 40% in '06/07 when the market was doing so incredibly well? I'm a short seller for one and second read Link to I detail my losses in depth.
Timothy. My mentor. Why your loosing trades show profit in your page ? 4/10 MDBX $23.25 $22.1 $4365. Tell me how you enter at 23.25 and exit at 22.1 making $4365 in profit please. You have to teach me this magic !! It's called short selling you incredible nitwit.
How much money do you make in a year from your DVDs, trading challenge, and subscriber alerts? Link to
I lost 70% on SPLI, 40% on ERBB, and, 40% on MYEC, and 30% on MINE, should i hold? Sorry to hear, they can always come back, but I wouldn't bet on it...gotta learn my Link to rule #1 cut losses quickly.
I'm a college senior. Would you recommend me working at an investment bank or tech startup? Do both, make connections everywhere.
What characteristics do you look for when people apply to your "Tim Challenge?" Dedication, ability to follow instructions, hunger for immense wealth.
How many cars do you have? I have 2, a Lamborghini and Porsche.
Is e-gear hard to drive? I have a automatic setup on my cayman s. Nah its easy.
Can you annotate a chart of any instrument with price action or indicators? Yes.
Tim, you have mentioned you have students from outside the US. Have you recommended them any brokers in particular or do you happen to know witch they use? Trading the OTC seems to be a common problem for us folks outside the US. Any input on this would be appreciated. My preferred Link to all accept international customers.
Hi Tim, NEWBIE. What brokerage account do you recommend? Thanks Read Link to
Actually didn't know that. Thank you for your time Tim. YES!
Can my girlfriend borrow $500 to adopt her dog? Nope.
Hey Tim, I am a Pennystocking Silver subscriber and newbie to trading, and have been studying your teachings for about a month. Thank you for doing this AMA. In your book you say that the most valuable classes you took in college were micro and macro economics. I am an econ major and am curious as to how you apply econ theory to trading. Why do you value those classes so much, and what is the most important economic concept you apply to trading? Cool always important to know supply/demand, that basically sums up all of penny stocks.
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The greatest job in tv has to be the person that selects Andre's wardrobe. Who is that genius and how do they get the inspiration? Christina and Robin - the stars of The League Wardrobe Department - forever finding new ways for Andre to embarrass himself sartorially Link to
Hey Nick! I can't go out to a bar without someone yelling "Ruxin!" at me. Can I be your stand-in? Link to Also, I love the show guys. With the increasing popularity of the show, is there a clamoring for NFL stars to appear on the show? You look more like Randy Jackson than Ruxin, dawg. - Nick Kroll.
Hey Katie and Mark! how's it going? this is Alex McKeever (from Oak st.). love the show, when are you gonna get some NY Giants on it? and when are you coming back to Greenpoint? Alex! I was your babysitter! And now you've seen me in my underwear. Oh my god. Send me your therapy bills. And say "hi" to Greenpoint. - Katie.
Hey, guys! Huge fan of the show! What NFL players can you confirm make guest appearances on the show? I've heard Ryan Fitzpatrick was going to be in an episode. Ok let's spill it here. RG3, Trent Richardson, Matt Kalil, Ryan Kalil, Felix Jones, Brandon Carr, Jason Witten, Jay Ratliff, Desean Jackson - did we mention thats just the FIRST episode? Get ready, people. This season rocks.
As proof, can you have Jon LaJoie write and record a song about this AMA? Maybe do a live version of Pete's Little Tiny Erect Dick? I have an anticiperection just thinking about it. OK - you want a live version of Pete's Tiny Erect Dick? You're on. We will film this and post it next week. And you will find a way to thank us for wasting so much of FXs money on set to do so.
Mark, is it weird having to see your wife kiss another man nearly every episode? The Kevin stuff doesn't bother me as much as the off screen Nick Kroll ones - MD.
Has there been a scene that was so offensive that it actually ended up getting cut from the show? FX is pretty cool but let's just say there is a version of the Naginta song from Season 2 Episode 3 that will only ever exist for our own personal amusement.
So, can we get another shot of Jenny in her underwear? We'll work on that. In the meantime, you'll have to settle with "Sofia" naked from behind.
Will the cast do a comedy tour again soon? And for the love of Goodell will they come to DC? OK - you heard it here first. We will be announcing the first 2012 THE LEAGUE LIVE show this WEDNESDAY. Get ready.
You mention Nick Kroll twice. Is he that big of a deal? Nope - he's that big of a dick.
Are you going to bring Mr. McGibblets back? Quite possibly the greatest child's toy ever. We are working on it - and it will be amazing.
How was working with Danny McBride on EB&D? Danny mcb is nothing like kenny powers. Hes a better pitcher and a bigger racist.
Hey guys I just want to say that this is an amazing show and I can't wait to see what this season will have in store for us! My question is, does it ever get weird for Mark when Stephen and Katie are shooting one of their more "intimate" scenes? Sometimes Steve freezes up in the group scenes and kisses/ touches Katie like it's his sister. And we have to yell at him to grope her appropriately.
Did you expect 300+ comments in 20 minutes? Can you promise us a 5th season yet? No we didn't. We have much lower self esteem than that. It's pretty sweet. Want to see a Season 5? Start tweeting @fxnetworks - but please people, no chicken milk stink bombs like last year. At least those Jericho fans had the decency to send peanuts.
Who came up with the concept for three penis wine and how stoned were they when they did? Is taco as cool in real life as he is on the show? Its a real thing in Asia - we've seen up to 9 penises (in wine, come on people, how foul do you think we are?) Our friend Sean bought us a bottle as a gag gift. We thought it was insane and wrote it into the show. Thank Sean for that.
Loved your AMA last year, it was actually what got me into Reddit. And your show is actually what managed to get my friends and I into Fantasy Football. So between the two of those you guys are responsible for a total drop in overall productivity in my life. And I couldn't thank you guys more for it! Keep up the great work! Also I saw the trailer and was blown away by the amount of big names you guys have guest starring this season. Was there anyone in particular that made you guys feel starstruck?? Thats our goal in life. To drag everyone down with us. First your productivity, then your morality.
how many kickers does Taco's team have? 4 but one is on the IR.
Hey guys love your show. What I absolutely love about your show is that even though its about fantasy football you dot have to be a fan of the game to enjoy the show (extra brownie points because I love football) but my question would have to be. Are there any jokes you guys could not air on tv? So many. Too crude even for the dvd. We look through them and we are alternately amused and really ashamed of ourselves. God they're funny. And you'll never ever see them.
Huge fan of The League! I've always wondered, how much of the show is improvised? We write out full shows in advance with all the action and a lot of dialogue (come on people, having a 7' lavender stuffed character appear is not improvised). We also have bibles of Dialogue and jokes we keep with us that aren't in the scripts (shit we don't want to show FX before we try it) but we do leave lots of room and time for the actors to improvise dialogue on set too and a lot of that gets added into the show which keeps it feeling loose and authentic. Or so we think...
This is for anyone who is willing to answer: what has been your personal favorite scene to shoot these last few years? Rafi's apartment toilet kitchen in Bobbum Man. The crew and cast were laughing so hard it took us 3 hours to shoot that scene, a colossal waste of FXs money and we wouldn't have it any other way.
Will Jeff Goldblum be gracing The League with his presence again this season? We are working on it as we type. He's a busy guy but we are hoping Rupert will be back this season.
Do any of you have a favourite line, or maybe a favourite scene, that ended up getting cut from the show? And can I do a Shiva blast in here? You can do a Shiva Blast ANYWHERE.
Hey Stephen, love your character. I've got to ask, how bad was that nut tap delivered back in season 1 by Nick. Was it done in one take? Is McCabbage related to McGibblets?
Kevin and Jenny aren’t bad parents, but Ellie is surrounded by a lot of bad influences. What do you think Ellie would be like grown up? Also, I love Jason Mantzoukas. I just want to be the first one in this AMA to tell him to get a Twitter account. She's got more to overcome than Kevin - her dad is Dave Foley.
Can I get some info on one of these russian brides? a 6 would be a massive upgrade for most of the internet community. Valeria is a hard Kiev 7, which is a chicago. Just honest.
I could see your character coming back every season with a "higher rated" mail order bride. Any possibility? I am in the market for a new one. Please send pics. Fatties welcome.
Hey thank you for doing this AMA again. I am just wondering why FX decides to air your show at the same time as Thursday Night Football? I assume that a decent amount of your fan base are big football fans and are conflicted which to watch. THANK YOU. NO ONE LISTENS TO US. We begged. We cajoled. We wanted to move to a different night. But honestly they feel like the show has enough of a comedy following outside football fans that it won't make a difference. (last year our ratings held up against football so they have Thursday Hubris) What do you guys think?
I am constantly baffled by the professional players you get onto the show. Do they call you guys or do you have to wine and dine them to get on the show? Also, do you ask them for FFL advice when they are on set? They often approach us to be on the show - which is AWESOME. And of course we fucking torture them with FF questions on set, shamelessly. How obsessed with this trivial pastime do you think we are??
How long does it take to get an episode from writers room to ready-to-air? I know you guys improv a fair amount of stuff, so curious if the turn-around time is shorter than your typical show. We start writing every year when we know the show is coming back (last December). Actually we usually start before that. We pitched the Season 5 premiere episode to FX back in May when we presented all 13 of Season 4. They're crazy if they don't let you guys see that show. It will be insane. - Jackie and Jeff.
Hey, Kristin, should I play W. McGahee or R. Mathews next week?? "McGahee" - Kristin.
off, I love the show so much that I decided to be McGibblets for Halloween. I saw FX is selling a suit that would ship out next week but the suit looks awful and nothing like the one used in the show. Do you guys have any idea why they either can't recreate the show costume or if they were lazy or what? We tried our best. The photo isn't that flattering but it is kind of awesome.
When are we going to find out about Taco's illegitimate children? We have tinkered with this idea for 2 seasons - but got turned when we saw that Adam Sandle Andy Samburg movie. Maybe we'll have the balls to resurrect it.
Where did the idea of Mr. Mc Gibblets come from? Also, how much of the show is scripted/ how much is improv? Looking forward to the new season! We were really annoyed by other people's children's toys. Particularly Elmo. On behalf of people with no children we wanted revenge. Now we have a kid and are just counting down the days until she wants an Elmo and we're fucked - Jackie and Jeff.
Have any of ya'll actually been on Reddit before today? Yeah - we did an AMA last year and we dig it. Love Aziz's AMAs.
Any advice for a writer who wants to have a good comedic element? Is it more about timing, or writing? Its all about structure. No joke.
Can you give us the top two things that have been censored out that you wish would have made the final cut? The original Kluneberg/ penis bird attacking ass mountain painting. Standards and Practices said there were labia in there and made us re do it. We tried to explain to the THERE ARE NO LABIA ON A BUTTHOLE. But they insisted, so we repainted it. Whatever.
The longer uncut Naginta song. Biggest fight we've ever had. We compromised.
How did the word game work in the Vegas draft episode??? Or was it just made up??? It works. On Frittatas especially. We posted an explanation online.
lastly, Andre always seems to be smiling even though he is endlessly being insulted? Is that part of his character or does Paul Scheer just find the things they are saying hilarious and he can't stop the smile? Andre always seems to be smiling even though he is endlessly being insulted? Is that part of his character or does Paul Scheer just find the things they are saying hilarious and he can't stop the smile?
Hey guys!! You're some of the funniest people on TV!! I was wondering about the elf on the shelf! I was at a barns n noble last year, saw one, and obviously bought it, and I always wondered if you guys also just stumbled on it and thought it was as fucking weird as I did so wrote it in?? Keep up the great job!! YES EXACTLY - just stumbled on it and thought it was as fucking weird as I did so wrote it in??
Can Ruxin ever truly love baby Jeffery again? FOREVER UNCLEAN. Baby Geoffrey will get his revenge on Ruxin this season and it is so so sweet. Wait for it - it will happen.
Assuming you write the dialogue about specific players' performance prior to the game taking place, have you guys correctly written in someone's good or bad game this season? Like an RG3 explosion or Chris Johnson being largely ineffective? We have dialogue about Kevin Ogletree in Episode 2 that is so spot on it made Jeff Schaffer's head bigger than it already is.
How can I convince my friends to watch The League, even though none of us play fantasy football? Like we always say, to enjoy our show you don't have to know anything about Fantasy Football - you just have to have friends you hate. And clearly your friends hate you, so you should be just fine.
Do you find that shooting 100% on location hinders, or helps the filming process? Excellent question. Helps the look, hinders the schedule.
I keep telling my friends that Rafi a.k.a. Jason Mantzoukas is Greek, but they keep trying to piss me off by saying he's persian. Can you once and for all settle this feud we've had going on before somebody gets killed? Rafi is Puerto Rican.
What are the some of the episode names for the upcoming season? Training Camp, The Hoodie, The Freeze Out, The Breastalyzer are the first four - you heard it here first.
Worded like a Jeopardy question. Hmmm. Sofia. No quotes. We promise.
How do u make the herdsman sounds with such conviction. Without a doubt, u do it better than the rest. As per the herdsman sound just take a long deep vocal breath.
Please tell me Gronk will be participating in this season. We asked him and his brothers - he said he was busy! Tweet him and tell him he's a fool.
Jon, Thank you for your hit song "Show Me Your Genitals".. It's helped me get laid 2 and half times! Masturbating to my videos does not count as "getting laid". But thanks, I'm flattered. - Jon.
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